If you ever  wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great  test!  
If a Republican  doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat  doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is  a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a  vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for  everyone.

If a Republican is  homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is  homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is  down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his  situation.
A Democrat wonders  who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican  doesn't like a talk show host, he switches  channels.
Democrats demand  that those they don't like, be shut down.

If a Republican is  a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat  non-believer wants any mention of God and religion  silenced.
If a Republican  decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may  choose a job that provides it..
A Democrat demands  that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Republican  reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good  laugh.
A Democrat will  delete it because he's "offended".